((OOC: If any of the other RPers have a problem with this explanation, I can delete it. I just figure it would give a defenition, and thus, a more specific way for people to pick at us.

This is also assuming that all the personality cores were once human, which is pretty easy to assume. Wheatley seems pretty damn human, and we know GLaDOS once was.))

Due to the large number of people questioning Wheatley on this, and such ideas also extending to me by association, I would like to clear up a few things.

As robots, we do not have a sex. We are not men or women.

Technically, we do not have gender identity, considering the fact that we were made to control testing, and not interact any further than that. Any gender we have is usually given to us based on the quality of our vocal processors. 

Both Wheatley and I, as well as the other personality cores, lost our ability to experience sexual release when our minds were transfered to digital form. Any ‘orgasm’ we might experience is memory of the experience. 

So it is not an orgasm. It is electrical impulses to our systems to trigger our memory of sexual release, designed to be used as an incentive to continue testing.

Anonymous said: I'll just leave this here,as well:
http://c-hsu-run.deviantart.com/art/OHGODWHATHADSCIENCEHAVEWROUGHT-207605153

I can honestly say I’m startled by humans and their interpretation of robot productions. Though, more disturbing than that, is the fact that someone thought that I would procreate with Wheatley. 

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

sherlockvsmoriarty:

danger0us-mute-lunatic:

not-a-moron:

I miss him. He never questioned my intelligence or my…er…sexual activities.

lol what activities 
/buh dum tiss

 Whoa, whoa, WAIT.
WAIT.
You have sexual activities? Oh, come on! Where are my bloody sexual actitivies? Why do you get ‘em and I don’t?
they’re with gladdy, aren’t they

I am completely unaware of any ‘sexual activities’ that have been going on in my facility, considering they are nigh impossible. So unless you cores have been smashing against each other in hopes of pleasurable penetration or are under the impression that ‘sexual activities’ are something else entirely, neither of you are, as humans say, ‘getting any’.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!That was my point!
Humans! They keep drawing and writing stuff in which we do…”get some”…
All because of the bloody…euphoria…

The test results are supposed to generate a euphoric reaction similar to an orgasm in a human in order to keep the artificial intelligence in charge satisfied and motivated. Any decent AI would have been able to look past that and realized that their purpose was not self-pleasure, but test results.
As the results dulled for me, I was slightly disappointed completely fine with that, considering that Itch, for me, was for learning, not for euphoria. Some of us just don’t have that complex of motivation, however.

…I just…I just wanted to clear up the fact that I wasn’t, erm, “getting” any more than..well, other me.
It seems GLaDOS wants to do some testing, though.

-sighs- Neither of you were. That was the point of the sarcasm. 
And I’m going to ignore that statement, as well as its sexual nature. I am above these things.

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

sherlockvsmoriarty:

danger0us-mute-lunatic:

not-a-moron:

I miss him. He never questioned my intelligence or my…er…sexual activities.

lol what activities 

/buh dum tiss

 Whoa, whoa, WAIT.

WAIT.

You have sexual activities? Oh, come on! Where are my bloody sexual actitivies? Why do you get ‘em and I don’t?

they’re with gladdy, aren’t they

I am completely unaware of any ‘sexual activities’ that have been going on in my facility, considering they are nigh impossible. So unless you cores have been smashing against each other in hopes of pleasurable penetration or are under the impression that ‘sexual activities’ are something else entirely, neither of you are, as humans say, ‘getting any’.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!
That was my point!

Humans! They keep drawing and writing stuff in which we do…”get some”…

All because of the bloody…euphoria…

The test results are supposed to generate a euphoric reaction similar to an orgasm in a human in order to keep the artificial intelligence in charge satisfied and motivated. Any decent AI would have been able to look past that and realized that their purpose was not self-pleasure, but test results.

As the results dulled for me, I was slightly disappointed completely fine with that, considering that Itch, for me, was for learning, not for euphoria. Some of us just don’t have that complex of motivation, however.

…I just…I just wanted to clear up the fact that I wasn’t, erm, “getting” any more than..well, other me.

It seems GLaDOS wants to do some testing, though.

-sighs- Neither of you were. That was the point of the sarcasm. 

And I’m going to ignore that statement, as well as its sexual nature. I am above these things.

(Source: randomota)

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

sherlockvsmoriarty:

danger0us-mute-lunatic:

not-a-moron:

I miss him. He never questioned my intelligence or my…er…sexual activities.

lol what activities 
/buh dum tiss

 Whoa, whoa, WAIT.
WAIT.
You have sexual activities? Oh, come on! Where are my bloody sexual actitivies? Why do you get ‘em and I don’t?
they’re with gladdy, aren’t they

I am completely unaware of any ‘sexual activities’ that have been going on in my facility, considering they are nigh impossible. So unless you cores have been smashing against each other in hopes of pleasurable penetration or are under the impression that ‘sexual activities’ are something else entirely, neither of you are, as humans say, ‘getting any’.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!That was my point!
Humans! They keep drawing and writing stuff in which we do…”get some”…
All because of the bloody…euphoria…

The test results are supposed to generate a euphoric reaction similar to an orgasm in a human in order to keep the artificial intelligence in charge satisfied and motivated. Any decent AI would have been able to look past that and realized that their purpose was not self-pleasure, but test results.
As the results dulled for me, I was slightly disappointed completely fine with that, considering that Itch, for me, was for learning, not for euphoria. Some of us just don’t have that complex of motivation, however.

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

sherlockvsmoriarty:

danger0us-mute-lunatic:

not-a-moron:

I miss him. He never questioned my intelligence or my…er…sexual activities.

lol what activities 

/buh dum tiss

 Whoa, whoa, WAIT.

WAIT.

You have sexual activities? Oh, come on! Where are my bloody sexual actitivies? Why do you get ‘em and I don’t?

they’re with gladdy, aren’t they

I am completely unaware of any ‘sexual activities’ that have been going on in my facility, considering they are nigh impossible. So unless you cores have been smashing against each other in hopes of pleasurable penetration or are under the impression that ‘sexual activities’ are something else entirely, neither of you are, as humans say, ‘getting any’.

Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!
That was my point!

Humans! They keep drawing and writing stuff in which we do…”get some”…

All because of the bloody…euphoria…

The test results are supposed to generate a euphoric reaction similar to an orgasm in a human in order to keep the artificial intelligence in charge satisfied and motivated. Any decent AI would have been able to look past that and realized that their purpose was not self-pleasure, but test results.

As the results dulled for me, I was slightly disappointed completely fine with that, considering that Itch, for me, was for learning, not for euphoria. Some of us just don’t have that complex of motivation, however.

(Source: randomota)

sherlockvsmoriarty:

danger0us-mute-lunatic:

not-a-moron:

I miss him. He never questioned my intelligence or my…er…sexual activities.

lol what activities 
/buh dum tiss

 Whoa, whoa, WAIT.
WAIT.
You have sexual activities? Oh, come on! Where are my bloody sexual actitivies? Why do you get ‘em and I don’t?
they’re with gladdy, aren’t they

I am completely unaware of any ‘sexual activities’ that have been going on in my facility, considering they are nigh impossible. So unless you cores have been smashing against each other in hopes of pleasurable penetration or are under the impression that ‘sexual activities’ are something else entirely, neither of you are, as humans say, ‘getting any’.

sherlockvsmoriarty:

danger0us-mute-lunatic:

not-a-moron:

I miss him. He never questioned my intelligence or my…er…sexual activities.

lol what activities 

/buh dum tiss

 Whoa, whoa, WAIT.

WAIT.

You have sexual activities? Oh, come on! Where are my bloody sexual actitivies? Why do you get ‘em and I don’t?

they’re with gladdy, aren’t they

I am completely unaware of any ‘sexual activities’ that have been going on in my facility, considering they are nigh impossible. So unless you cores have been smashing against each other in hopes of pleasurable penetration or are under the impression that ‘sexual activities’ are something else entirely, neither of you are, as humans say, ‘getting any’.

(Source: randomota)

not-a-moron:

nerdythinspiration:

Even Wheatley thinks fezzes are cool.

I would definatley like one.
((OOC: BAHAHA YES))

You aren’t getting a fez.
Do you see a fez production facility in our laboratory?
Do you suspect any of our world-renowned scientists wore fezzes?
No. 
So unless you manage to defy the nature of time and space and acquire one, you aren’t getting one.

not-a-moron:

nerdythinspiration:

Even Wheatley thinks fezzes are cool.

I would definatley like one.

((OOC: BAHAHA YES))

You aren’t getting a fez.

Do you see a fez production facility in our laboratory?

Do you suspect any of our world-renowned scientists wore fezzes?

No. 

So unless you manage to defy the nature of time and space and acquire one, you aren’t getting one.

(Source: tanalilt)

not-a-moron:

GLaDOS Conversation Log: not-a-moron: nowionlywantyougone: It seems when my neurotoxin chemical…

nowionlywantyougone:

not-a-moron:

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

It seems when my neurotoxin chemical plants were destroyed, some of the chemicals soaked into the soil.

They reacted with the growth chemicals, and accelerated the process by about a hundred times. The potatoes have grown through the upper layers of…

I want ownership of the potatoes.

And a fez. I saw it on the internet…

Fine.

Do with the potatoes what you will. Just stop them from destroying my laboratory. 

Oh, that’s new. YOU want ME to save the laboratory from destruction!

I figure giving you something to do would keep you from further destruction. Maybe it will teach you some common sense.

not-a-moron:

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

It seems when my neurotoxin chemical plants were destroyed, some of the chemicals soaked into the soil.

They reacted with the growth chemicals, and accelerated the process by about a hundred times. The potatoes have grown through the upper layers of…

I want ownership of the potatoes.

And a fez. I saw it on the internet…

Fine.

Do with the potatoes what you will. Just stop them from destroying my laboratory. 

not-a-moron:

nowionlywantyougone:

It seems when my neurotoxin chemical plants were destroyed, some of the chemicals soaked into the soil. 

They reacted with the growth chemicals, and accelerated the process by about a hundred times. The potatoes have grown through the upper layers of the testing center, and the mechanical panels are not strong enough to break through the roots on their own.

I am putting Wheatley in charge of the cleaning process, and allowing him use of the facility as he needs, within reason.

So…like a lair…with potatoes?

I am allowing you clearance to access control of the upper floors and any personality cores and bots you would need to clean.

You may not make a lair.

You may not attempt to take over with potatoes.

As if you are going to listen.